Well, it’s been awhile since I last posted……..like, a long
while.
The guilt trips from Mae have gotten pretty bad:
| Sometimes I just try to confuse Mae so she'll stop being mad at me . |
I warned everyone this would happen. I warned you!
But now
that I’m back (for this one post at least), I feel like I owe an explanation
for why it’s been so long since I’ve updated my blog.
It’s not that I’ve gotten busy, although I definitely have.
It’s not that law school has gotten difficult, although that’s
true too. (OMG FINALS ARE COMING SOMEONE SAVE ME)
It’s just that…well…let me explain with a hypothetical mental
conversation. With myself. No I’m not crazy. Yet.:
Me: study study study study study rah.
Me: Done studying yay! This is exciting. Wait, I should
probably keep studying. No, my brain has died. I’m done for now. But am I? Yes
I am.
Me: Should I do a blog post? It has been a week two weeks a
month ten years since I posted the last one!
Me: but then I would have to upload pictures. People like
pictures. Without pictures, reading a blog is boring and hard. And boring.
Me: but where is my uploading cord thingy? I should get a cool
camera that’s not just a phone
Me: but I don’t take pictures that often. So I don’t have many
awesome photos for my blog that go with interesting anecdotes. Hmmmm. And then
I would have to edit text and grammatical errors. And that would take, like,
five whole minutes.
Me: Yes, but I only have boring stories for my blog. My life
is not that exciting.
Me: THAT’S A LIE MY LIFE IS SO EXCITING.
Me: True. Valid point. But my blog does not reflect that. I
need animations or gifs or POLLS. Yes, I’ll make a poll.
Me: but I don’t know how to do any of those things.
Me: hmmmmm, well at least I could let people know how I’m
doing….OH WAIT PARKS AND REC IS ON…..
*End of conversation with my self*
So hopefully that’s some sort of explanation.
And since we have a lot of ground to cover, I figured I would
just give a few anecdotes about life since I last posted!
1. Daniel’s still pretty cool. He hasn't been too bothered by the fact that I frequently refer to daily activities as "potentially liable" or "tortious." (Law school does odd things to your brain.)
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| We were a jock and a nerd for halloween! |
So far, I have gotten him to eat (and like!) sushi, spicy
hummus, and homemade oatmeal. So he’s pretty much gone total Californian. Seriously. The second picture below is from when HE requested sushi.
2. The Great Ant War.
I have been waging The Great Ant War in my apartment.
Sometimes
I think I’ve conquered the enemy. Then there’s another surge.
It’s been a hard
fought, exhausting battle, with emotional losses (on my side) and great loss of
life (on theirs). For now, the fields of battle lay silent, with myself as the
apparent victor. But I know they just lay in wait, anticipating the first sign
of weakness. I remain vigilant.
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| I didn't have a picture of the ants. Or the ant war in progress. Or my many ant traps/cans of raid. So here's a picture of a pie I made! You're welcome. |
3. I turned in my first graded assignment: a memo. (DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN)
| You don't mess with someone writing their first memo. You just don't. |
Basically, everyone in my class wandered around like the tortured souls
of the damned for a week or two while we dealt with our writing assignment. Looking back on it now, we were a tad bit melodramatic. But at the time, it was super depressing/panic-inducing.
(Also, for those of you - like Mae - under the impression that a Law School Memo involves a one page summary of some subject, you are sorely mistaken. It involves many pages, tons of research, going slowly insane, and excessive use of the word "thus".)
4. I saw Colin Farrell!
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| I was going to sell this excellent picture of Colin to People Magazine for $50,000. But then I realized I take photos for the love of my art, not for money. Duh. |
5. I went to the Walk of Fame with Daniel, and we walked for like 20 minutes FIVE HOURS to get to Neil Patrick Harris' star. Yes, we're that obsessed with How I Met Your Mother.
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| Not pictured: Molly complaining about her feet. |
6. I injured myself with a wine bottle opener. I don't know how. The following picture is not for the faint of heart.
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| I didn't even go to the ER because I am very brave. |
7. I got to go home for Thanksgiving!
It was nice to have some family time and see old friends. I'm counting down the days until Christmas Break so I can go back to Dallas and see everyone for an even longer time!
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| They stopped on their drive up to Bedlam to see me! |
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| Besties Reunited! |
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| I also got to hang with Mae's kitties! They, on they other hand, were not so happy about the holidays. |
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| Tailgate for Mitch's SMU football game. Yes this is wine at 10am. |
AND I made pie and got to eat way too much Thanksgiving food! Good
times.
So to sum up: stuff has happened. I haven't really blogged about it. I'll try to be better? (We shall see...)
I'm off to watch Modern Family study!

























